the dark arts

  • A few words…

    …on the dark art of persuasion, from the great Barfly himself.

  • Time for a dark chuckle…

    You had one job, Phil. ONE JOB.

  • Say, Osama, how’s your melon…

    …smellin’?

  • Don’t be such a…

    …negative Nancy! Seriously, how deliciously mental does she sound? The Beatles never scared me. She scares the shit out of me.

    Excellent.

  • No more…

    …a-roving – the Vampire mix.

    A little more love for the Pavane crew, with this lovely short short. Edited by Colin Minchin (music too), narrated by Pamela Banks and spinny danced by Anneka Caswell.

    And some shots from the premieres can be found here, if you’re so inclined.

  • Bite…


    …me. Do.

    As Scott continues shooting HorrorCon in New Jersey, I hope and expect for him the absolute pleasure it is to be involved in the pursuit of filmmaking with talented friends. Back in October, I had the privilege of shooting stills of Pavane for a Vampire Queen with the supremely talented Kevin Jackson and Spike Geilinger along with my beautiful and clever friends in the cast and crew. It was a wonderful day, reflected in the outcome above. The short is a joy to watch and even more so for me as it brings back memories of such a special day. And with luck, we’ll all do it again soon as another project peeks above the horizon.

    The film premiered this week at Sydney Sussex College and on the big screen at the Riverside Cinema in London. Watch it in HD if you can!

  • Jayne looks okay…

    …but I’m not so sure about Tarzan.

  • An apple a day…

    …and this could all have been avoided.

  • Dunk rock

    That’s it. That’s the punchline. Switching it up!

    And hey, check out this tremendous review of my book over at author Poppet. I think she breaks it down with the best of them. YEAHHHRRRGH!

  • But if you try sometimes, you just might find…

    …you get what you knead. Again, very sorry.