sell what thou wilt

  • Have you no…

    pride?

    Remember, anyone who reads the book and adds a review on the AMAZON PAGE or even the BARNES & NOBLE PAGE receives a free YHP&P product. We’ll even put your name in the thank yous, which is nice.

  • Halloween…

    hangover? Help is on the way!

    Now here’s a treat: for anyone who has read the book and writes a review on the sWitch amazon page, you will receive the next Yellow Horse product sent to you completely, totally, and utterly FREE. We’ve got a great children’s book coming up, and then there’s the HorrorCon film adaptation (novella eligible, as well!). I’m researching my next novel, which will be available sometime next year. And we’ve got t-shirts in the works, too, so write your review and let us know what y’all want!*

    *Papoose Board and Arm Immobilizer not included.

  • Phost of John

    More than just a perfect blog-de-suck image, I can happily report that I won a copy of this baby at my favorite horror website, Rue-morgue.com. The task: write an additional verse to Kristen Lawrence’s (pictured) rendition of the traditional song, “Ghost of John”. To hear her version, click here. To read the winning entries (including my own), click here. To scare yourself shitless, click here.

  • Key to…

    …a good night’s sleep?

    Maybe, but not for me. Things matter to me. Actual things, like hats and t-shirts and bags and awesome rugs if you can convince him to make one for you. Who, you ask? Why, none other than stachioed Swede, Hank Olsen, of course. I ran across his website whilst searching for a new Roky Erickson tee (mustache sold separately, I believe), and there he was. So, if it’s a cold night for alligators, fret not: Hank’s got you covered.

  • If you don’t stop…

    …you’ll go dined. Ingenious marketing idea for the latest demonic possession flick called The Last Exorcism. For those who’ve never heard of it, “chatroulette” is a website that pairs random strangers from around the world for webcam-based conversations. Visitors to the website randomly begin an online chat (video, audio and text) with another visitor. At any point, either user may leave the current chat by initiating another random connection. Sometimes, they get lucky…

  • Excuse me, m’am…

    …you’d better watch your hand.

  • Apparently, Flesh and Beans…

    …didn’t sound appetizing enough.

  • The Cast of sWitch…



    …stuff their faces.

  • bAdvertising…

    Go on with your bad self.