Why isn’t here cowering? There should be cowering!
not-quite-right pets
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Behold, the curse of Baphomet!
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Cruddly, or alternately…
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Good evening, ladies…
…and germs! You know, if germs really looked like that I’d probably have a few for pets. Only, I’m not sure what you name a germ. I’d probably call the purple one “Pus” and the yellow one “Snot”. The red one could be “Scabby” and the green one “Booger”. You know what…maybe germs for pets isn’t the greatest idea after all.
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Got there late and missed the cake…
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Where the Wild Things…
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the editing…
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Murder…
…on its mind?
Or music, perhaps. I’ll be playing lots of cool tunes at The Dead Dog Saloon in Sea Isle City tonight starting at 9pm. Siouxsie the crow will be in attendance to receive your affection. Careful, though, she’s a little sarcastic.
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Me…
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damn, damn, damn
It’s not like we’re huge Star Wars fans here at el Blog de Suck – it doesn’t sit entirely well with our raison d’etre. Nevertheless, we’ve noticed we’re a whole day late for Star Wars Day, and don’t think we can let it go by without a tribute – penguin-style.
And a bonus for our shameful laxity:
We’re all about the Death March, baby. -
uh oh, I think the middle one blinked









