funny games

  • The Days before video games: Episode 4

    If you have to ask, you never whoahed.

  • The days before video games: Episode 3

    The individual you see in the photo above is what we used to refer to as “it”. Anyone could be it. You, your sister, your brother, your best friend, the kid down the street – all it took was a touch of a finger. At that point, it was your duty to make someone else it. It was kind of like playing “infection”, or “cooties”. You didn’t have to have a mask on, but we sometimes did. It made it scarier to be chased. And being scared and being chased was all the action our young, healthy, well-exercised, adrenal glands could handle.

  • The Days Before Video Games: Episode 2

    These days you’d need about fifty hours worth of “unlocking tricks” to pull this off. Back in the day, we just needed jeans you didn’t need for school and a decent tuck and roll. Unless you had knee pads, although you didn’t always remember to pull them up from your ankles.

  • You’ve Been Gabed…

    …Conrad! I’d like to introduce a new meme into cyberspace, and with your help it can spread far and wide: “Gettin’ Gabed”. As in, Gabe Kaplan. Basically, the luring of a cocky arsehole into an embarrassing moment of hubris. Below, the original Gabing:

    So take your lessons where you find them, and“don’t be a Conrad!”

  • Go Ahead…

    …we’ll haunt you for life.

  • Take a long walk…

    …bah, you know the rest.

  • Cabin Fever…

    …got you climbing the walls? Get out and enjoy the weather, folks, and have great weekend.

  • Hey, ladies…

    …I Ken see you.