evil regrets

  • That’s it, straight to bed…

    …and no cancer! But seriously, if you’ve got a fin you were going to spend on a doughnut and a Jolt or something, can I have it? It won’t go to waste or waist, I promise.

    Think of it this way: if everyone on my email/Facebook list donated $5 towards my film, and everyone on their lists gave $1, I’d reach my goal. Kinda cool, don’t you think? And if I don’t reach it, you get your money back. Simples!

    But even if you don’t throw me a buck or two, I still want you to have a great weekend. That’s just how I roll, yo.

  • At the worst…

    …I’m a 6. Okay, maybe a 7.

  • Weekend Warning: don’t do anything that might…

    taint your reputation. As always, off I go in shame. And seriously, have a wonderful weekend full of love, adventure, and…DANGER.

  • What Happens at the Spokane Washington Senior Community Center…

    …stays at the Spokane Washington Senior Community Center. You know what rocks? The way the lovely in tights had a trashcan between her legs, yet kept on drinking.

  • The party’s…

    …over. Oh, what the hell…I love this song.

  • You’ve Been Gabed…

    …Conrad! I’d like to introduce a new meme into cyberspace, and with your help it can spread far and wide: “Gettin’ Gabed”. As in, Gabe Kaplan. Basically, the luring of a cocky arsehole into an embarrassing moment of hubris. Below, the original Gabing:

    So take your lessons where you find them, and“don’t be a Conrad!”

  • Heartfelt contrition…

    …or colorful prose? Hope you all had a nice New Year. I’m just happy the snow is melting. If there’s more on the way like I’ve heard, I’m not going to be happy as I have to travel to NYC on Friday.

    Please, snow, don’t fuck up everything.

  • Enjoy the weekend…

    …while others enjoy your mistakes.