Which one encourages gluttony and greed?

Which one enters your house from whence fire rages?

Which one wears all red except for some interesting facial hair?

Which one tempts you with treasures?

Which one lives in a place known for its extreme temperatures?

Which one insists on being surrounded by children? Um…you ask me, ol’ Father Christmas is far creepier than ol’ Mr. Horns. In fact, I was pretty scared of him as a kid, and I’m not all that comfortable with him now. Nonetheless, I hope he treated you all very well. I’d just check the valuables before declaring the holiday a “success”.