No, not an alligator skin wallet. That’s boring. In fact, whatever you’re thinking is boring unless it’s a copy of sWitch for each of your loved ones! Why, you could sit around the family dinner table and read passages aloud whilst snacking on SPAM and bean dip! Then you could retire to the den fireplace and use any old piece of scrap metal you’ve got lying around to burn pentgrams into each other’s wherevers! And if you act now, I’ll even scan a signature that you can then print out and copy onto the dedication page.*

So anyway…yeah!

*print out copy of email for receipt.