…they’ve had enough. Frankly, who could blame them? When was the last time a cow annoyed you to the point you felt it deserved to be slaughtered and eaten? If there’s any animal in the world that minds its own friggin’ business whilst more or less improving the scenery, it has to be the cow. Also, observe, if you will, my choice not to make any puns about college or the beach. Upbringing, innit?