Amanda Jean came thisclose to having the perfect life: gainfully employed husband, picket fence, fashionably lean figure–until a blackout moment in her past erased it all. Just ask her and she’ll tell you: vodka and the Internet are a cocktail called misery. Since moving back into the family home, she’s taken up one unpopular habit (commandeering daddy’s chair) and one inexplicably popular one (spelling out curse words on her customer’s nails using Turkish rune symbols). But she needn’t worry about gentleman callers once Lucky latches a leering eye on her. Now, all she has to do is prove that she’s both hard on nails, and hard as nails.
